Nonprofit Holiday Carol Singalong!

Thanks to everyone who joined us at the 74% Holiday Salon! If you missed out, one of the highlights was the holiday carol singalong with our own master parody writer, Jeff Forster.  Sing along at home to these new and improved holiday favorites with a 74% edge!

Mingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
I just know I’ll be late
The networking event
Runs from 6 to 8.

Bells on keychain ring
First room on the right
What fun it is to schmooze and bring
My business cards tonight, O

Mingle bells, mingle bells,
Mingle all the way!
Oh what fun to meet and greet
Those who move and shake.

The nanny can stay late
The kids they love her so
Isn’t she just great
I just have to go

To this thing and meet
Three folks who might one day
Help me to land a boardroom seat
Or a job with higher pay, Hey!

Mingle bells, mingle bells,
Mingle all the way!
Oh what fun to meet and greet
Those who move and shake.

Equal Wonderland

Cell phone rings, are you listening
On your brow, sweat is glistening
Promotion in sight, you’re happy tonight
Working in an equal wonderland

Gone away are glass ceilings
Here to stay fellow feelings
We get the rewards that we work hard for
Working in an equal wonderland

BRIDGE
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that she is Murphy Brown
She’ll say “Are you married?” We’ll say, “No ma’am”
We’re turning the whole system upside down

Later on we’ll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid, retirement days
Lounging in an equal wonderland

Cell phone rings, are you listening
Opportunity’s glistening
There’s no need to fight,
we’re all friends tonight|
Working in an equal wonderland

Gone away are glass ceilings
Here to stay fellow feelings
We get the rewards
that we work hard for
Working in an equal wonderland

BRIDGE

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